Here’s what I think a DMV employee might say to someone in the public. I mean, this has to be the problem.
DMV: “So you’re blind in one eye & have a patch over the other? I’m sorry, sir, but I– Oh, you say your parrot tells you where to go? Well, that’s different! Here’s your license, sir!”
DMV: “You say you drove a tank for the Army? And you’re having delusions that everyone on the road is with the Afghani army & they are conspiring to kill you? Well, here is your license SIR!”
I mean, honestly. This MUST BE how things are done there. ‘Cause it seems everyone on the road is just having their licenses handed to them. And STUDENT DRIVERS. Don’t get me started on them!